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JOEL QUOTES

-BENJI'S THE EVIL TWIN -JOEL

-A GIRL BIT ME ONCE, SHE WALKED UP AND BIT ME. AND FOR THE RECORD, I HATED IT. AND ONE GIRL LICKED ME -JOEL

-BENJI HAD DEFINATELY BEEN CALLED A FREAK. I MEAN, I'VE BEEN CALLED A FREAK TOO, BUT HE'S DEFINATELY MORE FREAKIER THAN I AM -JOEL

-PEOPLE THINK THAT I AM A REALLY OUTGOING PERSON BECAUSE OF HOW I AM ON STAGE. BUT I'M NOT. I'M REALLY SHY -JOEL

-I WOULD NEVER SIGN TO A LABEL CALLED DEATH ROW -JOEL

-THAT'S SKATER WITH AN 8 AND BOY WITH AN I. LIKE TOTALLY! -JOEL

LUCKY FOR ME I HAD BENJI. WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN SIDEKICKS. -JOEL

-I HATED HIGH SCHOOL. I THINK ONLY ONE PERCENT OF KIDS ACTUALLY DO LIKE IT. MOST KIDS FIND THE TEENAGE EXPERIENCE A PRETTY HORRIBLE THING TO GO THROUGH. IT'S JUST AWKWARD AND WEIRD MOST OF THE TIME -JOEL

"You can only start a boy band if you kill one of the other ones already out there."

"This song is for the girls in [insert town here], because they mess with your head."

"Good Charlotte is anger management teen angst."

"This one's for all you emo and skater kids, we know your sensitive" ( Describing Motivation Procolomation.)

"My last name is sex. S-E-X."

"It's ourself and it's titled by us."

"Weve been together since the womb. We met in the womb." (Joel to Benji.)

"Let me put on my leather pants and open my shirt."

"Hold your head up, it'll get better."

"He put Bengay on my nuts!"

"I got all the heys."

"I'd have sex with Britney and just makeout with Christina cause she'd have drama the next day."

"I played baseball, I was actually pretty good, the coach didn't think so, but I was."

"If I were in that pit, I'd be making out with everyone one of you!"

"Music is supposed to be an escape. It's supposed to be somewhere you go, where you can be yourself, or be whatever you want to be."
 
"We love you all..."
 
"Yes, I am pimpin' this coat, thank you very much..."
 
"So I wanna see all of you making out during this song."
 
Joel: "This song is about quitting school, quitting work, quitting everything and starting a band. A punk rock band, a ska band, any kind of band. But what do you gotta do if you wanna start a boyband?"
Crowd: "You gotta kill one of the ones already out there!"
Joel: "That's right, because you gotta get in the rotation."

"I was in Menudo." 

 
(When asked how touring has changed their lives) "I think you could say that we know more about the world, and we are now experts on the care and feeding of stinky, smelly socks."
 
"Look what you did, you just made me say badass Buffalo five times."
 
"It was the same thing, we stood in a room and picked! 'We want that guy!'"
 
(Singing Seasons) "Walking all along the...grass, ya told me...ah y'all
 I forgot the words..."
 
"Anywhere on your leg is near the bone and that shit hurts."
 
"Yeah, I hurt my finger, does anyone have a Band-Aid?"
 
"Instead of going out and shooting people, why don't you go start a band."
 
Canadian Radio DJ: "Do you know who the prime minister of Canada is?"
Joel: "Boris Yeltsin!"
 
"I'm kinda disappointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was."
 
Some girl asks Joel: "Where are you playing tomorrow?"
Another girl: "Birch Hill" (She yells it really loud and fast.)
Joel: "Damn Girl."
 
"We're definitely not jaded. We never really considered ourselves serious musicians who are changing music. We're just kids who wanted to be in a band."
 
 
"You were the one who gave me those boxers? I wondered where they came from, I wear those! Although I'm not a big fan of flannel, it gets a little hot down there, if you know what I mean..."
 
"Okay, now who stole my wallet?"
 
"Damn girl, you don't have to pinch so hard, turn around, now it's your turn!"
 
"I don't want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated."
 
"It's got to be hard to be a punk in colorado. There's no air."
 
 "Biotch... It's G to tha mutha fuckin C!"
 
"He's like a little brother to us all.We like to pick on him,all of us you know."   (Joel talking about Billy)
 

~Favorite Joel Quotes~

"He's like a little brother to us all. We like to pick on him, all of us, you know, like brothers do." -Joel on Billy

"If i were in that pit, i'd be making out with every one of you!" - Joel

"Yes, I'm pimpin' this jacket, thank you very much" ~ Joel

 		YOUR WEB STUFF!

BENJI QUOTES

-THEY SYMBOLIZE THAT I CAN DO WHAT I WANT. THEY ENSURE THAT I WILL NEVER WORK A REGULAR JOB -BENJI (TALKING ABOUT HIS TATTOOS AND PEIRCINGS)

-KEEP REPRESENTIN' GC CUZ' YOU KNOW WE'RE REPRESENTIN' YOU -BENJI

-LIFE IS BENJI THE REST IS JUST DETAILS BENJI IS LIFE -BENJI

-HEY, GUYS, I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU. WE WERE BACKING OUT OF THE PARKING LOT AND I THINK WE RAN OVER LIL BOW WOW. SORRY, OUR BAD -BENJI

-WHAT'S MY OFFICIAL STATEMENT? MY OFFICIAL STATEMENT IS......THAT I'VE BEEN WEARING THE SAME UNDERWEAR FOR THE PAST FOUR DAYS -BENJI

I HAVEN'T TAKEN A SHOWER IN 4 DAYS, I GUESS THAT MAKES ME MORE PUNK -BENJI

-STATE YOUR POSITION -BENJI

-THERE'S NO ROOM FOR ROCK STARS IN THIS BAND. WHAT'S COOL ABOUT SHITTING ON PEOPLE? -BENJI

GROWING UP DEFINATELY SUCKED. BUT IF IT WASN'T FOR ALL OF THAT STUFF, WE WOULDN'T HAVE STARTED OUR BAND -BENJI

I'M THE SELF-PROCLAIMED LEADER OF THE BAND! SELF-PROCLAIMED -BENJI

-EVER SENCE I WAS YOUNG, I KNEW I WAS GONNA HAVE FULL-SLEEVED TATTOOS. I'M ALWAYS INTO SHOCK -BENJI

"I bet they did the dirty-dirty! Go Justin, go Justin!" (Talking about Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake's break-up)

"Call me a mama's boy, I don't care." - Benji

"Black nailpolish didn't come with testosterone."

Interviewer: Would you ever consider turning in your instruments to learn choreography and become a boy band?
Benji: Umm... after you shot me in the head.

"I was in a boy band once myself, and let me tell you, the Backstreet Boys don't have anything on you."

"I have a confession to make: I love making out. It's fun and innocent. And besides, you can't get pregnant from making out."  

"You know who else likes making out? Sum 41... I know from experience...or at least my friend does."

"My last name is rock n' roll, actually my last name is scum." (Say it really slow)

(After this girl handed him ring that lights up when you push it...) "Joel! Lookie!" *Pushes ring into Joel's cheek and watches it light up* "It's so purty!"

"Were not very good at the whole rock star thing."

"Were just kinda the awkward guys who play music."

"You just cursed on the radio!" (Said to Joel.)

"Joel is a strange kid, he grew up in a weird place."

"If you're not pregnant, I want you going home pregnant."

"I got all the hoes."

"I like to rip tags off mattresses."

"Someone call the fire department this one's out of control!" (said while shaking his hips back and forth) (He said this outside the club they played that turned into a dance club after and u could hear techno in the back HE WAS DANCING!)

"Joel your gloves suck!"

"That's funny, we were just talking about sex!"

"That performance really moved me...I gotta go now."

Person: "Hey Benji, were you doing drugs before the show?"

Benji: (Laughter) "Nah, I don't do drugs."

"Yeah of course, the boxers are yummy and its the bacon that gets the gals! No wait...its the other way around..."

"Stop watching them making out!"

"Uh...I like dogs...I have a dog...his name is Cash."

"They call me Benji, they call him Joel."

"Thanks to Burt Backarach, red wine and candlelight and most of all thanks to my parents for doing it."

*Hands me the pen* "Can I please have It?" *puppy dog face*

"Awww. Thanks, you get a hug for that!"

"Corruption? What's that? No, we probably corrupted each other."

"My ass smells like Joel."

"Hey, guys. I have some bad news for you... we were backing out of the parking lot and I think we ran over Lil Bow Wow."

"We feel really lucky right now, especially because we're so young. We feel like we can do anything, nothing can hold us back, and we've got a lot of energy."

"I'm agoraphobic... I just want someone to love me."

(During "Seasons") "I'm really feelin' those lighters..." (like Fred Durst in the song "Outside")  *Silence*  "Oh, come on! That was supposed to be funny!"

Person: "Alotta people have that tattoo *points to spiderweb looking tattoo on his elbow* What does it mean?"

Benji: "You usually get it when you murder someone."
Person: "Benji! You murdered someone?!"
Benji: (laughing and whispering) "Well, I can't tell you that. No, I'm just kidding, I didn't murder anyone. It's tradition to get the tattoo."
 
Little Kid: "Hey Benji, will you sign my report card?"
Benji: (Looks around and trys not to laugh.) "Wow, that's really good!"
 
"This is a sweet song, it's for the guys of MXPX. 'Cause one night, I was having a real tough night, one of the guys from MXPX invited me on his bus. He helped me out a lot, yeah, he held me all night long."
 
"It must be real tough to be a punk rocker in Wisconsin, you get chased by rednecks and stuff."
 
"This one time, Joel was too scared to ask a girl to a dance so he had me call her up and pretend I was him, and she said no and then she said 'This isn't Joel is it?' and I said, 'No it's Benj!'"
 
A person told him that he backed into a parked car on the way to a show and he said...
Benji: "Are you okay?"
Person: "Yeah, I'm fine! "
Benji: "Are you SURE you're okay?!"
 
Benji: "For me?"
Person: "If you squeeze it, it sings the twilight zone song."
Benji: "Come here you get a hug!"
 
"Tonight I'm spooning with Tom on my couch!" (Referring to MxPx.) 
 
Interviewer: "Benji, with all your piercings have you got your 'Prince Albert' done?"
Benji: "Ahahahahahaha...(innocently) Who's Prince Albert?..."
 
"I sell out every day, I say give me 5 bucks and I'll give you a kiss."
 
"That's surprising [that I smell good] seeing I haven't showered in... three weeks."
 
"Yea on our day off we went to Disney for our first time and Joel was like a little kid. he was like come on guys we have to hurry to space mountain. And this morning when I walked in the bathroom I swear I heard him singing When you wish upon a star."
 
"I hope my allergies don't act up..." (In a nasaly voice...)
 

"I'm gonna go... walk... into traffic."

 
"Eyeliner! Always comes in handy"
 
"I am thinking about getting a job here." - Benji (about Wet Seal)
"I don't know how your gonna take this, but Santa Claus isn't real, Bro..."
 
"In the 5th grade I made a mosaic out of noodles!"
 
Interviewer: "Can you dance?"
Benji: "I can freak"
 
"I'm the self-proclaimed leader of the band."
 
"Nickelback, Default, Adema, etc., etc., make me want to stick a fork in my eye." - Benji

"I can disappear watch"  ::::get up out of his seat and leaves::::

"Hi, we're Crazytown and we suck!"

"When we fight, it's not about things you think we'd fight about, like music. It's about like, I'll wear Joel's socks and he'll be like, 'Dude... dude... I told you not to wear my socks, dude... You know I like my socks... Benji... Dude, oh are those my boxers, too? Dude ooh.. Ohh do you have to go there? Dude... dude!' And then we're, like, in the studio in this really important part of the song and I'll be like 'What do you think we should do?''I don't care.. are those my boxers? DUDE!" - Benji (on fighting with Joel)

~Favorite Benji Quotes~

Have we ever murdered a boy band? YES! There was a band called P-Town, and we shot them!" - Benji

BILLY QUOTES

-I'M SCARED OF COPS -BILLY

-I'M A GOODY GOODY. I NEVER DO BAD THINGS -BILLY

-BENJI LIKES TO MATCH HIS UNDERWEAR WITH HIS HAIR WE CAUGHT HIM IN A PINK THONG ONCE. WE VIDEOTAPED IT -BILLY

-I'M NOT FAMOUS, YOU'RE JUST ALL CRAZY-BILLY

-I'M REALLY INTO GIRLS THAT RY TO BE A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT FROM EVERYBODY ESLE BUT ARE VERY CLASSY AT THE SAME TIME -BILLY

-I DON'T DISLIKE TO MANY THINGS EXCEPT FOR SNAKES! I DON'T HAVE MUCH TOLERANCE FOR FAKE PEOPLE EITHER. ANOTHER THING I HATE IS WHEN ST. PAUL TOUCHES ME... NEVERMIND I'M PRETTY MUCH CONTENT WITH EVERYTHING

(When asked who sleeps the most...) "Benji always claims of being an insomniac, but i swear as soon as we go on the van, he's like dead asleep."

"What! There goes my heart walking down the street."

"Why dont you come in the picture with me... it'll be more special that way."

"Princess!"

Person: "Hey Billy can ya sign my arm?"

Billy: "Sure thing sweetie!"
Some Other Person: "Hey Billy! Can ya sign my ass?"
Billy: "There will be no ass signing tonight. I'm sorry for the inconvenience..."
 
(When asked who spends the most time on his hair.) "Joel...well, no Joel cares the most about his hair but it takes Benji the longest when he does it."
 
"Hey, guys. You ready for some rock and roll?"
 
"I like to hang outside and meet new friends, otherwise I'd be in the dressing room right now all bored and stuff."
 
"You don't want to go near the inside of that, our van stinks!"
 
"Oh, I thought you wanted a hug!"
 
A Girl: "Sign my jacket."
Billy: "Are you sure? This is a nice jacket."
Other Girl: "Christa, your mom will KILL you."
The Girl: "It's my jacket, just sign it Billy."
The Other Girl: "It was 50 dollars!"
Billy: "Oh my God! This was 50 dollars? Are you sure? I don't want to get in trouble!"
 
"If you want me to wait, I will wait for you" You figure its a nice love song but Benji swears its about his dog!"
 
"I'm not famous, you all are just crazy."
 

~Favorite Billy Quotes~

"We were all definitely not your sports or jock type of kids, and it's ['Little Things'] just about our personal experiences in high school" -Billy

YOUR WEB STUFF!

PAUL QUOTES

-BILLY DRIVES LIKE AN OLD GRANDMA -PAUL

-ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT JOEL'S AUTOGRAPH INSTEAD

-DON'T GET IT WRONG, WE ALL HATE THEIR DAD -PAUL

-PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME FOR A PAUL HUG, WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? -PAUL

-YOU'RE WHAT? S-S-S-S-SORRY -PAUL

-ST. PAUL IS NOT GAY. HE IS VERY, VERY STRAIGHT -PAUL

-YOU'RE REALLY STARTING TO HURT MY FEELINGS -PAUL

-I DROPPED AN ANVIL ON BENJI -PAUL

-I DON'T KNOW, IT JUST SEEM'S LIKE THEY CAN READ EACH OTHER'S THOUGHT'S SOMETIMES -PAUL

"Cash? He's a...um a pit bull?"

"Watch out I might have rabies!"

"You have beautiful handwriting..."

"How you doin' babygurl?"

Person: "Can I have a hug?" Paul: "Only If I can hug you."

 
Paul: "Here ya go." *Hands a signed picture.*
Person: "Spank you."
Paul: "SPANK WHAT?"
 
Person: "Do you know that you're in the best band in the world?"
PAUL: *Nods* "I know."
 
"You look familiar."
 
Paul: "St. Paul is not gay!! He's very, very straight."
Aaron: "Ok, buddy, whatever you want to believe."
Paul: "You're really starting to hurt my feelings."
 
Paul: "Do you know whos dog this is?"
Person: "Um... no?"
Paul: "Its Madonna's hairdresser's dog!"
 
"Are you sure you're not from Waldorf? I swear I've seen you so much before."
 
"I'm the bass player. No one has a crush on the BASS player!"