"I'll pee in your Grandma's face."
"It's cool not to be cool." Responding to Joel saying ""no offense guys, but none of us are really that cool"
"I have a shrine, it sits in the back and like every single night i have to go in the back and i just get down, i pay my homage, get down on my knees and light 57 candles. They're in the back. Then i just chant words, that really don't make sense, just grunts and nosies(makes errrrrrr type noise) and I do the sound for 2 hours every night. Then I have to urinate and defecate in my pants." - chris talking about his dave grohl shrine.
"Sometimes Billy is very polite"
"We actually have one song done that we do during sound check.I cant wait to get to work on the new album because ill get the chance to be involved creatively"
"How the hell is it sexist if we're refering to both sexes? Unless we have a hermaphrodite thast upset, then it doesn't make sence" - About Girls and Boys
"I'm here for the bling-bling. The millions and millions of pounds! No, of course i'm not."
"A lot of people have weird hair, does it really matter?" - on Benji's hair
"We're changing our name to the Eye-Socket Gaugers."
"Its actually triplets, it's me, Joel and Benji." - on the twins
